The guy that the Vice President Shot

Categories: Hay it is funny, News, Politics
Comments: 2 Comments
Published on: February 13, 2006

I was watching Bill O’Reilly and he talked a bit about the guy that Dick Chaney shot. I first Read about this story on unspace and Rob predicted that many would use this as a way to attack the VP, no Rob is not a Republican he (I believe) is a Democrat (as far as I can tell) but I believed he was right when he said that it was going to be used to attack the VP, he made a good point that it is unrelated to what most attack him for, but Rob is right that Mr. Chaney needs to stand up and admit what he did was wrong.
But I am so sick that when I heard a bit more about it on O’Reilly’s show, and heard the guy was a lawyer, a new lawyer joke popped into my head. The joke I came up with is
What do you call it when Dick Chaney shots a lawyer and the lawyer lives?
A nice try but not close enough.
I must here put an apology to my friends that are lawyers I know you are good people but since there are so many lawyer jokes out there it is almost nature to come up with some bad jokes about lawyers. I am such a bad person, such an evil sinner.

  1. SimDan says:

    Other jokes I have read/heard:

    “Chaney shot a man while quail hunting.”
    “Oh! Is Dan ok?”

    If Cheney will do this to one of his friends, just think what he’ll do to al Qaeda. Vote Cheney 2008.

    I’d rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

  2. Max says:

    I’m a bit upset about the whole thing. One would think the time and money spent on doing research and analysis of this event that has no consequences would go to better use, such as researching real events with real consequences. Things like what really happened on 9/11, how did WMD intelligence get involved in our invasion of iraq, what’s going on in abu graib and guantanamo bay, who is being monitored by the secret nsa wiretaps, where are those secret prisons in europe, what about all the missing prisoners in afghanistan, why nothing was done while katrina was inching up the coast, who ordered the plame identity leak, what happened during the 2000/2004 elections with disqualified ballots, how deep were jack abramoff ties and how many of his friends still peddle influence, what happened during the energy task force meeting with cheney and ken lay, etc, etc, etc. I’d rather see money go to find out those facts than to find out exactly what happened with the vice president and his hunting buddy. Who cares! Write it off as “careless accident, they tried to cover up bad press, but it didn’t go away, still counts as accident, doesn’t matter either way and it is of no relevance to anything important”.

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