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Category : Hay it is funny

For Lord of the Ring fans

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Published on: October 27, 2004

[Bad sarcastic joke] To those who believe that Aragorn was justified in invading oil rich Mordor how do explain the film linked to, it proves that Aragon lied to us so he could invaded Mordor for his rich oil buddies. And that Saron was not as evil as every one thinks [/Bad sarcastic joke] Ok[…]

Run for the hills

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Published on: October 23, 2004

It looks like nerd season is open, we need to start running for the hills, see here for more info. Run, run for the hills.

Got this joke in the mail and though I would post it here

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Published on: October 22, 2004

There’s a teacher in a small Massachusetts town. She asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to[…]

A funny juxtaposition

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Published on: October 21, 2004

Today as I was giving my pastors a lift to the airport, and on the drive out I saw the following 2 bumper stickers on the same car. The first was “Hate is not a family value” the second was a kerry sticker. The funny part is that the majority of the kerry base is[…]

Boom that hurt

Categories: Hay it is funny, Web Site
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Published on: October 18, 2004

Ok here is the final total, I have moved the video file for now but here is the total before the move of the file: 51839.16 Megabytes (Yes that is about 50Gb, I bet my hosting company loves me now) So for the next 2 days I will not have that video up to save[…]

This is funny

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Published on: October 17, 2004

Ok I went into the server logs and looked at where people were coming to my site from. Some were coming in from google, but I would never though my site would show up on some of the searches that are being reported. I followed back to these searches and 2 of them were valid[…]

The hard drive in the gateway laptop

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Published on: October 15, 2004

W00t it is no about 1/2 way done on the bad block scan (3028872/6801228) I am so happy it just might finish before the end of the month!!! It has been going since Sep 29!! That is one borked hard drive. The drive is toast but I am going to let this finish for the[…]

Just for fun

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Published on: October 8, 2004

Just for the fun of it, I got two of my friends into a debate over what they think if Bill Gates ran for Presidency, now for my readers what do you think? the debate between my friends was just so funny.

Funny

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Published on: October 6, 2004

Right now I am wanting for some code to run, it is going slowly because I have set a break point on a variable that seems be changing with out reason. So it going to take some time, I figured I hit the web where I saw the following on some one’s sig Vegetarians eat[…]

I said it before about this hard drive I will have to say it again, the hard drive in the gateway laptop is borked

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Published on: October 5, 2004

The hard drive in the gateway computer is still working on formatting. I doubt I am going to even get 1 kilobit out of the drive, but I am going to let this exercise in futility continue because at this point I am just curious as to what the drive usable size is going to[…]

Forcast for the net tomorrow

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Published on: August 25, 2004

Due to the messages about the net failling tomorrow I wish to post the following WGUS54 KBMX 031720 FFWBHM ALC043-032015- BULLETIN – EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED NETWORK FLOOD WARNING CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY PITTSBURGH PA 409 PM EDT FRI MAY 3 2002 THE CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY HAS ISSUED A * NETWORK FLOOD WARNING FOR… ALLEGHENY COUNTY IN[…]

Funny

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Published on: August 2, 2004

Even though I don’t subscribe to the Roman theology of Purgatory this was still funny The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very High Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High Level 2 (Lustful) Very Low Level 3 (Gluttonous)[…]

How many Lutherans does it take to break into a car?

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Published on: July 11, 2004

Well today we found it took 7 Lutherans, one being one of my Pastors. How you might ask, well I locked my keys in my car (ok so I had an id10t moment). Well it took seven of us to get in, and 2 hours. We used 2 coat hangers and 2 crowbars!! I am[…]

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