If you ever read Dante’s Inferno you will recognize the 9 levels of hell, well I found a site that lets you create your own version of hell, look below to see the one I created. It is just mean, very politically setup.
Greens
Circle I Limbo
Goths
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
NAMBLA Members, PETA Members, Democrats, Bill Clinton
Circle VII Burning Sands
Uday Hussein, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Anarchists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice