Got this joke in the mail and though I would post it here
There’s a teacher in a small Massachusetts town. She asks her class how
many
of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except
one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
different.
Johnny says, “I’m not a John Kerry fan.” The teacher says, “Why aren’t
you
a
John Kerry fan?” Johnny says, “I’m a George Bush fan.” The teacher asks
why
he’s a George Bush fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a George Bush fan,
and
my Dad’s a George Bush fan, so I’m a George Bush fan!” The teacher is
angry,
so she says, “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?
What would that make you?” Johnny says, “That would make me a John Kerry
fan…..”
